XChan vs DKoosh

Posted: 11th April 2011 by xchan in Origin Story

Every super-hero has an arch-enemy.  Every rapper has someone that they have a rivalry with.  So if you’re like XChan and you’re a rapping super-hero, it’s an understatement to say that XChan has a super-duper arch-rivalry.  Just ask the Flash, who has a reverse version of himself that has dedicated his life to stopping him.  Currently XChan’s reverse counterpart is laying low, and some D-list villains have taken it upon themselves to give me some grief.  That D-lister is DKoosh.  Some of you may recognize him for some of his exploits outside of the rap world.  I’ll quote you some lyrics from DKoosh’s last single “Congress in my Bed“:


My style is bizarre but I’m far from Bizarro/

I deflect hails of bullets cuz I hail from Ohio/

Fear my super ability/

I have sight beyond sight with my Oversight Committee/

I deflect your massive attack/

Your verbal skills are whack/

I’m the only Democrat to vote against invading Iraq/

I’ve Got a Gandhi Peace Award/

Even though I mule kick bitches/

my backwards kick is what made XChan/

go through so many name switches/


Very clever, DKoosh.  Expect me to retaliate in the near future.  Oh, and while you’re trying to catch a ride, tell your wife XChan will be seeing her soon.

  1. Lick10Hype says:

    Yo, DKoosh showed some courage by voting against Iraq Invasion.

    Who else is on the D-List Villain Roster?